Quotes Ng Noypi

A "Call Girl" approached a priest. CG: Sir gusto mo ng chicks, short time? P:  Young woman, I am on my way to officiate mass. I am a priest. CG:  Oh, I'm very sorry father. I never knew. Pero kung gusto mo bibigyan kita ng discount. (The priest slowly walked away and said to himself.) " Ang sasama na talaga ng tao sa mundo ngayon. Wala na silang respeto kahit sa pari... dapat sana  LIBRE NALANG AKO" .

A biker stops at a pretty girl who is about to jump at the bridge. Biker: Miss! Please don't do that. Girl:  I will jump! Biker:  Can you give me a final kiss before you jump? She quietly accepted & gave him odd of a deepest kiss ever. Biker:  Wow! That's the best kiss I ever had! So, why are you committing suicide? Girl:  Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl. By they way I'm JUN JUN . HAHAHAHA

Nurse 1: Bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo! Nurse 2: Susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko?

R: Unsa diay meaning anang DPWH? C: D epartment of P ublic W orks and H ighways? R: Dili uy! C: Unsa man diay? R: D aghan P roject W ala'y H uman-human

Sa pagdung-aw nako sa bintana, Imong nawng akong nakita. Wala ko kaagwanta busa gikanaog tika. Unsa bang hitaboa... Nidagan man hinuon kang IRO-a ka! haha

Kung hindi man ako makadalo sa Reception, Pwedeng-pwede n'yo ako e-invite sa Honeymoon.