EKSENA sa JEEP

GIRL: Nong, bayad DRIVER: Pila ning 50, day?
GIRL: Usa kuya! estudyante, nursing, USC, bag ong SAKAY!
BOY: *Gihambogan, nibayad ug 500* nong bayad.
DRIVER: *Nasuko* pila ning 500?
BOY: Usa lang, keep da change! seaman, bag-ong NAOG!
BUANG: *NAGKATAWA, giihap ang pasahero, nitunol ug 1000* nong bayad.
DRIVER: *SUKO KAAYO* pila ni?
BUANG: Lima, apilang nars, seaman, keep da change! buang, mental gikan, bag ong GAWAS!

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